25 7 / 2014

"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via tyleroakley)

25 7 / 2014

(Source: bag-gins, via sorry)

25 7 / 2014

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via sorry)

25 7 / 2014

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via sorry)

25 7 / 2014

liver-and-chianti:

mountainboats:

did mulder and scully ever even solve a single case. they must’ve had the worst record in the Bureau. every case report was just “mulder thinks it’s aliens, the evidence is inconclusive and we have no proof.” how did they not get fired.

(via somuchmorethanthis)

25 7 / 2014

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via zackisontumblr)

25 7 / 2014

(Source: teenagenicks, via herrfaust)

25 7 / 2014

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

(via herrfaust)

23 7 / 2014

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista, via sorry)

23 7 / 2014

(Source: thloth, via sorry)