29 8 / 2014

29 8 / 2014

ayyysis:

literally me

(Source: lolgifs.net, via the-fancy-mr-b)

28 8 / 2014

(Source: heroinsight, via notsoshychey)

28 8 / 2014

28 8 / 2014

  • 1: hey google what's up
  • 2: did you mean the stratosphere?
  • 1: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

27 8 / 2014

officialcrow:

urbvnoutfitter:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Grab her booty

grab a job application

(via skeletonurl)

27 8 / 2014

  • 1: Equality!
  • 2: Eeeewww vaginas!
  • 2: *says t slur gratuitously*
  • 2: *imitates black women to look 'sassy'*
  • 2: you're not bisexual/pansexual/asexual just make up your mind

27 8 / 2014

(Source: tymothius, via spargel)

27 8 / 2014

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

image

(via onegirlinalltheworld)

27 8 / 2014

codeinewarrior:

me: *doesn’t shave*

me: damn i look like a GQ model or some shit

everyone else: who is that crusty man

(via unclefather)